Roy Osherove - Every Code You Break

I found this video over on {codesqueeze}, of Roy Osherove (of ISerializable) singing at TechEd 07 Barcelona, and thought that it was too good not to post.

“Every Build You break
Or Refactoring You make
Every Mock you Fake
You little Snake

I’ll be watching you

Every Stand Up meeting
I believe You’re cheating
Every Unit Test
Pains my chest

I’ll be stopping you

Oh Can’t you see?
This is scaring me
It would be so strange
If my job will change

Every Iteration
Continuous Integration
Now the client’s here
Everything he hears

Man it bothers me

Oh can’t you see
Nothing comes for free
Every test you write
Is a waste of bytes

Every class you make
Every build you break
Every mock you fake

I’ll be watching you

Every class you make
Every build you break
Every mock you fake

I’ll be watching you”
- Roy Osherove